Raised Shoulder Syndrome is an Adjustment Disorder triggered by N80 million rapid inflow into a previously barren account
Introduction
Adjustment Disorder is a mental health condition triggered by a significant life change or ‘alert’ event. It’s characterized by an excessive emotional or behavioral response that is disproportionate to the Naira amount and impairs daily functioning.
Triggers : N80 Million avalanche
Onset : within 3 days
Symptoms: both shoulders raised , haughty look, pomposity gait , stiff neck , blokkus swelling, hardened heart , enlarged head
Pride overload
Inability to turn head - heavy head
Inability to cross legs in a sitting position- heavy blokkus
Duration of malady : till money finish na. Approximately 3-6 months
Investigations - none needed . By their walk thy shall know them
Functional impact : Big boy syndrome, Walks like John Wayne
Complications: burn bridges . Seven girls pregnant in area (what is money ?!) , elevated lifestyle, chemistry confusion syndrome ie £$€= H2O, acute Dorime addiction aka chop life !, big eye disorder; all family and friends appear to be financial Lilliputians, & Premium or nothing delusional disorder
Treatment: none required. When money finish; retina go clear and shoulder and blokkus go deflate
Raised Shoulder Syndrome is an Adjustment Disorder triggered by N80 million rapid inflow into a previously barren account
Introduction
Triggers : N80 Million avalanche
Onset : within 3 days
Symptoms: both shoulders raised , haughty look, pomposity gait , stiff neck , blokkus swelling, hardened heart , enlarged head
Pride overload
Inability to turn head - heavy head
Inability to cross legs in a sitting position- heavy blokkus
Duration of malady : till money finish na. Approximately 3-6 months
Investigations - none needed . By their walk thy shall know them
Functional impact : Big boy syndrome, Walks like John Wayne
Complications: burn bridges . Seven girls pregnant in area (what is money ?!) , elevated lifestyle, chemistry confusion syndrome ie £$€= H2O, acute Dorime addiction aka chop life !, big eye disorder; all family and friends appear to be financial Lilliputians, & Premium or nothing delusional disorder
Treatment: none required. When money finish; retina go clear and shoulder and blokkus go deflate
